WHY YOU SO SERIOUS

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Turn it off. Ask me why I'm so serious. Why are you so serious? Because I've got serious stuff to tell you,
"Maggie for Margaret." First, the good stuff.

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[sighing] Why are you so serious?

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Okay. So if you're so serious
about not dating, why are you at this party? | Okay. So if you're so serious
about not dating, why are you at this party?

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Eunice, why are you so serious?
Next time you should come dancing with us.

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- Why are you so serious, Pakhomov?
- There's a reason for that. Right, Rayeel?

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You're serious. So, why are you telling me now? You're trying to recruit me? | You're serious. So, why are you telling me now? You're trying to recruit me?

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I don't understand humor." Come on. That was good!
Why are you so serious?

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Let me ask you a question, if this wasn't supposed
to be anything serious, why are you so upset?

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Ask Me why im so serious
Maggie:
Why are you so serious?
Bob:
Cos iv'e got serious stuff to tell you Maggie for Margaret.

Scene Description:
a man standing in a dark room with a dark background.

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I mean it's like, you know some people are already
making some serious money off of this shit. So
why not you and me? | I mean it's like, you know some people are already
making some serious money off...

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"Why get serious about it, anyway?
You knew all I had was one night ashore -
you knew I was just a dirty stoker!" "You ain't so bad, Bill Roberts!" | "Why get serious about it, anyway?
You knew all I ...

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What? Why are you so afraid of rats? [sighs] Why are you so in love
with them, Ratcatcher 2? You know what I think? I think you have a serious
case of daddy issues. I have no issues with

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Timmy? What do you want? Can I sleep in here
with you tonight? Are you serious?
Why? The clown scared you,
didn't he? I thought he was so funny. Fine. | Timmy? What do you want? Can I sleep in here
wi...

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Please, Jude, tell me, why did you stop
talking to me? Come on,
why are you doing this? Because I know
that you will tell me the truth. So, just lay it on me,
Jude. I'm serious, don't hold
anything ba...

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You want coffee? You got any decaf? Decaf? Serious? I can't drink caffeine anymore. Why not? Makes me sweat too much. So, you got any? No, we only got
real coffee, mate. | You want coffee? You got any...

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"I am plain and simple." "And not too fancy either." "I am really serious..." "...and don't have too
many colors in my life." "Will you give me sleepless night
and sleep soundly yourself." "Why be so ...

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Oliver O'Toole:
Ms. McInerny, would you like to go steady with me?
Shane McInerney:
[jokingly in a southern accent]
Oh. Why Mr. O'Toole, this is all so very sudden.
[In her normal voice]

Shane McIn...

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Are you serious? She's a remarkable young woman. I'll make sure she's okay. Why? Why do you care so much? Because she reminds me
of myself... and I don't want her to go
through what I went through and...

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Grace:
Why are you so nice to me?
Mason:
You being serious now? Well, it's easy. It's because you are the weirdest, most beautiful person that I've ever met in my whole entire life.

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♪ Don't you know that ♪ ♪ You got to take
some of the blame? ♪ ♪ You said those unkind words
'cause you think it's a game ♪ ♪ Well, it's not ♪ ♪ And it's got ♪ ♪ Real serious ♪ ♪ Yeah, it's got real s...

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Ines:
Why don't you believe me, Pepe? All I want is to please you. I couldn't lie to you.
Pepe le Moko:
Couldn't you? What about all that time you kept telling me that you didn't like me?
Ines:
But,...

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You're serious? People call a helpline
to masturbate? I'm afraid so.
Jesus! It kind of makes you despair
about the human race. Well, that is not
why I'm calling. Well, good. | You're serious? <...

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We can't go in there. Let's go someplace
with a lot of people. OK. Isabella,
why are you so serious lately? What do you mean? You haven't even smiled once today.

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Jimmy Doyle:
Oh, why are you so serious? Oh, come on, loosen up. Come on, you gave me a hard time last night, really a hard time. Loosen up a little bit. Oh, come, come. At least have some gum. This way, you keep your mouth shut. I

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Ram Sweeney:
[praying in Heather's funeral]
Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?
[smiles]

Ram Sweeney:
It's a joke man. Geez, people are so serious.
[serious face]

Ram Swee...

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You told me
we could leave any time. Right.
So why didn't you? I've been mean.
I have been angry. I've been judging you. Which was our one promise,
from the beginning. If you were serious
about leavin...

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-[Reggie] What's up?
-[Fogarty] What's up, Reggie? What's up is I hear you
two have some scam going where you're bringing in
some serious bank. Are you dealing again, Fangs? No. Are you? No. That's wh...

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You like him? I wanna draw. Draw what? His face. You always draw your teacher
on the textbook all the time. That's different, his
eyes are so pretty. Why are you so serious?

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David Franks:
Why is everyone so against the idea of a shark attack?
Sofia Totti:
You must understand the implications, Dr. Franks. Our streets are not like any others in this world, they are canals,...

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- Are you okay?
Hailie, you have to keep it open. - No. I don't. - What do you mean, no? Nathan is right on the other side of that.
You have to hold the thinny open for him. - Why, so he can come back...

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Enjoy the film. I'm so sorry, sir. You have to finish those out here,
you can't bring them in. Why not? Because those are the rules. It's my breakfast. I know, but you've got a couple of minutes
befor...

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED A LIFT. NO, THAT'S OK. WELL, SOMETIMES REED GIVES ME A RIDE ON HIS WAY OVER TO GRIFFIN'S, SO... WHY DON'T I CATCH YOU LATER...

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Amanda Wingfield:
When I was a young girl, I was gay all the time. | Why are you so serious honey? - Well we were having a serious conversation. I don't understand modern young people.
When I was you...

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Why? I'm serious, Brent. Why? Was it because I gave Erica
"The Sex Scoop"? I mean,
I bruised your ego, so you tried to ruin
my whole career? It wasn't just
"The Sex Scoop." I was hurt, Julianne. You r...

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Why do you pretend
you're not smart? I mean, if I knew
french like that-- Every year, I get a new teacher, And the first thing they say is,
"I taught your brothers." From then on,
I'm stupid or I'm tr...

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Jesse:
You want to know why I wrote that stupid book?
Celine:
Why?
Jesse:
So that you might come to a reading in Paris and I could walk up to you and ask, "Where the fuck were you?"
Celine:
[laughi...

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I'm sorry, you didn't find
the prank terribly funny. I just wanted to cheer you both up. You're so stuffy and serious
these days. It feels like the pair of you are
keeping things from me. We're not. D...

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[Justin plays the blindfold game with Rebecca]

Rebecca:
We're not in a relationship, Justin.
Justin Cobb:
Why not?
Justin Cobb:
[Justin takes off the blindfold]
Rebecca... I love you.
Rebecca:
God...

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I can hardly expect you
to be serious. You underestimate me. Yes. But, darling, you'll just throw
him over in a couple of weeks, so why tire yourself? You're not very amusing, Howard. Because I'm not ...

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Ok? Elena, you can
come in now. We're done. Well, there is
just way too much drama
in this room. So what do
you guys wanna do? [gasps]
I have an idea. Why don't we
have a séance? I don't think
that's ...

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Mr. sorensen, honest. Mr. sorensen, I'd like to have you meet
these nice people here. - This is, uh...
- I'll be right back. What's his problem? Why are you so concerned
about what other people are doing? Gosh, you're as bad
as everybody else around here.

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Miriam:
Me Mum says a man loves you, he shows you proper - with some little token.
Fowler:
Quite so! If you will permit me, I shall be delighted to give you a - token myself.
Miriam:
[laughs]
Oh, yo...

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Frank Wheeler:
Sweetheart, what are you talking about? Where are we going to live?
April Wheeler:
Paris!
Frank Wheeler:
What?
April Wheeler:
You always said it was the only place you'd ever been th...

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Gus:
[Gus' phone rings]
Hey, Jerry.
Jerry:
So, is she a dud? Don't-don't give it away. Just say yes or no.
Gus:
Huh?
Jerry:
Gus, where the hell are you?
Gus:
Home.
Jerry:
Are you serious? I knew ...

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Gelato Server:
[In the middle of the killing spree, Williamson walks into the same coffee shop from yesterday]

[Nervously]

Gelato Server:
Uh, hey, man, how are you?
Bill Williamson:
Oh, hey man! Yo...

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[muttering] Yo. -Mm-mm.
-Can we just...
can we go talk for a second? For what? -I'm being serious.
-About what? -Just come on. I'm just...
-You're being
so dramatic, though. Just come on.
It's not tha...

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Mr. Royalton:
So. I can see you've been giving some serious thought to this thing.
Speed:
[pause]
I have. Yes, sir.
Mr. Royalton:
Good. That means you understand we're talking about not just your fu...

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Gambol's Bodyguard:
Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker.
Gambol's Bodyguard:
They brought the body.
[a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gam...

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Mr Merrick, why don't you do
something about all that noise? We like parties,
but this is ridiculous! Well, there might be a connection.
You see, it's about your locker... I'm afraid somebody broke in...

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This is powerful stuff. Been addicted to it since I was 3. If sodas are your only vice,
I've got a question to ask you. - Speak.
- Will you marry me? Look, I'm not kidding. I'm serious. I've only know...

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Tim Everett:
You have no idea of the danger you and your chums are in, do you?
Terry Leather:
Is that right? And why would that be?
Tim Everett:
You've opened Pandora's box you dumb prick. That's wh...

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Ready? Please come, I'm begging you.
This party is so lame. Not exactly a compelling case
for me to show up. I'm serious, okay? You don't even have to
wear a suit. Just come. Look, I don't think
you'r...

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Set another place for dinner, Liesel. Well, for goodness' sake. George Heisler.
- I met him on the stairs. I said to myself, my goodness that can't
be George Heisler. But there he was. We talk of you so often. We wondered what became of you.
Where have you been? You know George. Always on the go. You never know when
he's going to turn up. What is the matter with your hand?

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I know why you're so quiet and grumpy. You're gonna miss me. I understand... I'm missable. But you could still come by
and harass me and... - Molly asked me to move to Texas.
- Really? Where? Her fami...

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Steven Connolly:
[throws cigarette]
They're going to expel me now!
Sheba Hart:
No, they won't. I'll get the blame if she tells.
Steven Connolly:
As if she won't!
Sheba Hart:
She - likes me, she mig...

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Elanora:
Catch Your coat's all dirty, what happened?
Catch:
I tackled somebody today.
Elanora:
Really?
Catch:
Yeah, he had the ball and he was running for a touchdown so I stopped him!
Elanora:
Wi...

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Agent Russ:
Carter, we're impressed with the great job you did yesterday, so when you get back there's gonna be an FBI badge waiting for you.
Carter:
You serious? I don't know what to say. It's like ...

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(Charlie chuckling) I just-- I wouldn't have
had you pegged for a ghoster. - Why not?
- Because you're so thorough and ghosting seems flippant. You know how it is
out there in the dating world. I'm su...

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Fred the Cook:
[Fred fires gun into the air and points it in Harry's face]
HEY! I'M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT NOW YOU TELL ME NOW, YOU'RE JOKIN' HUH?
Harry Washello:
...Come on, man.
Harlan:
Leav...

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Ted:
Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.
John:
Italian.
Ted:
Italian, yes.
John:
What's the special on Tuesdays?
Ted:
Eggplan...

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Orange. Why orange? When he gave me the serious face, I
just felt like I was being told off. So, Nameya,
you are saying goodbye to Leon. He's 24, he's a joiner from Leyland. Come and say hello to Name...

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I just had an idea. What? A honey trap. Honey trap the professor? Yeah. You gotta help me, Nao. Why? He killed my future,
so I wanna return the favor. Fair, right? Nuh-uh. I like him. Are you serious?...

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I told you, Marta. Do you detect slightdifferences in the shells? Why am I here? To teach me this trick. I am quite serious. | I told you Marta Do you detect slight differences in the shells Why am I...

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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h-You left.
If you're not serious, {\an7}then just don't [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\h\hcome back. {\an7}Leave. {\an7}- We've come to the race. {\an7}[toot]
\h-Go! {\an7}- Let's go, let's go,
\h...

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Isla Waters:
Hey Pete, I... You.
Liam Smith:
And you.
Isla Waters:
What are you doing here?
Liam Smith:
What are you doing here?
Isla Waters:
Why are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Liam Smit...

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Kenneth Giles:
[after defeating villains in a live show]
Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!
George Reeves:
Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?
Kenneth Giles:
[brandishing a gun]
Kenneth Giles...

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Katie Morosky Gardner:
I don't have the right style for you do I?
Hubbell Gardner:
No you don't have the right style.
Katie Morosky Gardner:
I'll change.
Hubbell Gardner:
No, don't change. You're y...

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Enid:
You know what my number one fantasy used to be?
Seymour:
What?
Enid:
I used to think about one day, just not telling anyone, and going off to some random place. And I'd just... disappear. And ...

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Eileen: [mime singing a song performed by Walter S. Harsh, Gene Merlino, Vern Rowe, Robert Tebow and Al Vescovo] People are queer, they're always crowing, scrambling and rushing about...
Eileen, Arthu...